Alcohol Quotes

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

If alcohol is legal, I don’t see why people still have a ban on marijuana.

As a monk, I have to be cautious of overindulgence; it is essential to stay regulated in our habits.

Beer may cause you to digress and lead a happier life.

When I sell liquor, it’s bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it’s hospitality.

Don’t drink at all, don’t smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

There isn’t enough wine or vodka or tequila in this world to make me forget you.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.