Shaquille O'Neal Quotes

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.

When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.

Obviously, Sam is the type of guy that hides behind his pen and pad. I promise you he wouldn’t say that to my face in a dark alley where it’s just me and him and no witnesses.

I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.

Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’

The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.

I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.

I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.