When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You’re on your own, Bernice.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck He who laughs lasts.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Success is outliving your failures.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it’s still snowing.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck When you are with your friends, control your tongue.
Stuart PetersonStuart Peterson And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa No one else is on your path so why should their limits be?
Elezabeth SymondElezabeth Symond I heard many tongues in many languages saying that people cannot be Gods, and that’s a given. But what if people don’t know what was given to them?
Nikol MejdnNikol Mejdn Pride – it screams a lot louder than love sometimes.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix Messed up people even see the beauty in all the shitty places.
Lara-LeanLara-Lean
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