He suffered from paralysis by analysis.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
Bob SagetBob Saget Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
Bob SagetBob Saget An inch of progress is worth more than a yard of complaint.
Booker T. WashingtonBooker T. Washington What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob SagetBob Saget I went to school to be an actor in Canada and realized I hated auditions once I left, which is a huge problem if you want to get a part.
Brad GoreskiBrad Goreski Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
Bob SagetBob Saget Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
Bob SagetBob Saget My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
Bob SagetBob Saget As much as I love the whole pirate kind of thing, the quality suffers.
BjorkBjork With new relationships, we get scared of being loved because we scared of rejection. Don’t let your fears ruin a perfectly good relationship.
Emily BockEmily Bock I love having someone to talk to all night.
Sophie SmithSophie Smith It is a loud war to love you in silence.
Noor BazziNoor Bazzi Don’t let unimportant people have too much power over you.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park Remember that your purpose is indeed to be nothing else but YOU, all that you are and all that you want to be.
ShamaShama I like the crazy ones- the ones made of a little bit of human and a lot of star.
Lauren EdenLauren Eden
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