I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
Bette MidlerBette Midler Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
Bette MidlerBette Midler The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
Bette MidlerBette Midler After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette MidlerBette Midler If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
Bette MidlerBette Midler I believe that Judy Garland’s artistry was so fine. I mean, when people say: ‘oh, she brought so much of her life to her music’, I don’t really believe that. I believe that she didn’t have to. She just was a moving human being. That was her gift.
Bette MidlerBette Midler I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
Bette MidlerBette Midler I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
Bette MidlerBette Midler If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
Bette MidlerBette Midler Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
Bette MidlerBette Midler Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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