This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components. ALAN CARR ComplexComponentDifferentManyProblemSolutionTrueTypical
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. ALAN CARR BaldDoFatGayGoofySupposeWig
A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them. ALAN CARR AskFriendKnowneverTru
Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV. ALAN CARR CivilianDescribeEffortLovePeopleRequireTelevisionTerm
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. ALAN CARR GetKidOverPickSportsSportyUse
I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! ALAN CARR ActmightPianoStartTributeWell
And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop. ALAN CARR CutFatHereHoopHoyleKidOutOver
I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached. ALAN CARR BraceCountryGoneGotPoachTeeth
All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems. ALAN CARR ActionBaseChangeEffortPlanRequireSacrifice
