You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic It fit pretty nicely into my schedule because we’d pretty much finished the bulk of promotion for Mandatory Fun and were just getting geared up for the World Tour so this was a nice time for me to be working on it.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic Mental health doesn’t have to be an uphill battle.
Isabel RocioIsabel Rocio The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase I have happened in so many places, to so many people – the essence of me lives on in these nuances, these moments.
Lang LeavLang Leav Respect your body, it’s a home to be thankful for.
SargamSargam My heart holds your name like it’s the only thing it knows.
N.M SanchezN.M Sanchez Listening and empathizing will enable you to look past fake smiles and dive deeper into the pain in their eyes.
Ankur SinghAnkur Singh
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