Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance. AL GOLDSTEIN CelebrityDelusionFameGivingImportanceSelf
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic. AL GOLDSTEIN ArtisticEffortFilthierPhotograph
I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off. AL GOLDSTEIN ImageOffRobotSharperSheSoTurnWantWomen
It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death. AL GOLDSTEIN AlmostAuthorDealDeathImportantPerson
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. AL GOLDSTEIN MarriageOnlyRespectThinkWantWomanWork
The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. AL GOLDSTEIN ChristJewOnlyPornographyReasonThink
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. AL GOLDSTEIN BehindClicheCloseDoorHookLadyMenPublicWantWomen
For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. AL GOLDSTEIN CheatChoiceEasyMakeMarriageSomethingWork
I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away. AL GOLDSTEIN AttackAwayFreedomKeepKnowNothingPeopleTakeVillian
I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner. AL GOLDSTEIN AlthoughMenMyselfPrisonerSexualityWriteYounger
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. AL GOLDSTEIN AccountBankCheat StayDisruptiveDivorceFamilyMarriageMostSenseStrongWomenWork
A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts. AL GOLDSTEIN ContactFameFloatHateManParasiteParentRareRelativeSelf Made
I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. AL GOLDSTEIN AmendmentBelieveFirstFullyPayPriceUse
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe. AL GOLDSTEIN CauseEffectIndifferenceRealityUniverse
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, AL GOLDSTEIN BankCountryEveryFurnitureHouseLosePieceTakenUnderwear
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged. AL GOLDSTEIN DoomFateJobMarriageRealSalvageTurnWork
I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. AL GOLDSTEIN CigarCountryFactoryGoHavanaLittleLoveRollSeeThem
The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do. AL GOLDSTEIN DoFightGoNewspaperPost
The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary. AL GOLDSTEIN AssimilateInnovativeMarketMassRevolutionary
Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us. AL GOLDSTEIN BeadBigFlowGodLookLoveMythSitThroneUs