You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
QUENTIN CRISPNever get involved with someone who wants to change you
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Well, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
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