What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
QUENTIN CRISPThe measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, “What did they teach you?” And she said, “They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room.”
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can’t think what to do with the long winter evenings.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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