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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.

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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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I recommend limiting one’s involvement in other people’s lives to a pleasantly scant minimum. This may seem too stoical a position in these madly passionate times, but madly passionate people rarely make good on their madly passionate promises.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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