Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
QUENTIN CRISPIf you truly love me, kill the bartender.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
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Well, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.
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People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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