A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
QUENTIN CRISPIf you truly love me, kill the bartender.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Vice is its own reward.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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People say to me, “When did you come out?” But I was never in! When I was about six, I was swanning around the house in clothes that belonged to my mother and my grandmother which I’d found in an attic, saying, “I am a beautiful princess!”
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Assoon as I stepped out of my mother’s womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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