Happiness is the only thing I understand.
QUENTIN CRISPYou can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to a drama school. And I said, “What did they teach you?” And she said, “They taught me to be a candle burning in an empty room.”
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I had a friend who had two degrees of being made up: when invited I would say ‘Can I make up?’ and he would say ‘Oh yes – tinted?’, or he would say, ‘Oh yes – clotted?’
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The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!
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Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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