If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
QUENTIN CRISPI never saw Portsmouth by day.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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I have to realise that as I am only English and am allowed to live in America, I have to give something in return. And since I cannot build a hospital, or endow a university, I can only give my infinite availability.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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