It’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
QUENTIN CRISPIt’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
QUENTIN CRISPSex is the last refuge of the miserable.
QUENTIN CRISPWhat my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
QUENTIN CRISPThe search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
QUENTIN CRISPIn England, nobody’s your friend.
QUENTIN CRISPIf you truly love me, kill the bartender.
QUENTIN CRISPWhen asked, ‘Shall I tell my mother I’m gay?’, I reply, ‘Never tell your mother anything.
QUENTIN CRISPYou will survive if you believe in yourself.
QUENTIN CRISPMen get laid, but women get screwed.
QUENTIN CRISPOur clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
QUENTIN CRISPHappiness is the only thing I understand.
QUENTIN CRISPNever sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
QUENTIN CRISPHe knew them only ‘in Braille’ – the curtains were never drawn back in the rooms in Oxford where he met those boys. It was the most sordid life you can imagine. And he was bleating about love and dragging the fair name of Mr. Plato into the trial – after a life like that?
QUENTIN CRISPFashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
QUENTIN CRISPNever keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
QUENTIN CRISPIn Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
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