It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it’s also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.
QUENTIN CRISPI simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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When asked, ‘Shall I tell my mother I’m gay?’, I reply, ‘Never tell your mother anything.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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