The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
QUENTIN CRISPIf I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
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If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
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