In England, nobody’s your friend.
QUENTIN CRISPAn autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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While I have very little to say in favor of sex (it’s vastly overrated, it’s frequently unnecessary, and it’s messy), it is greatly to be preferred to the interminable torments of romantic agony through which two people tear one another limb from limb while professing altruistic devotion.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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To my disappointment I now realized that to know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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Vice is its own reward.
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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