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A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

Prince Philip

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention
My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aviod Favorite School Subject Unnecessary Work
I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
PRINCE PHILIP

Frequent Hate Media Press
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
PRINCE PHILIP

Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
PRINCE PHILIP

Growth Human Population Probable Serious Survival Threat
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
PRINCE PHILIP

Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science

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