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Prince Philip

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
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Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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Always Ignorance People Same Young
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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Advise Concern Dignity Horse
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
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Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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Engineer God Invention
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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Drug Population Problem
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
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Home Instinct Money Natural Produce
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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Duty Family Name Society
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
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Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
British women can’t cook.
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Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Feet Mouth Practice Science
I can’t remember names and things.
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Forget Name Remember

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