Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIPI don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
More Prince Philip Quotes
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So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
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You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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I can’t remember names and things.
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