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Prince Philip

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
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Business Done Excellence Motivational Reason Start
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
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Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
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Better Capable People Time
I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
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Frequent Hate Media Press
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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Car Funny Man Wife
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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Drug Toxic
I can’t remember names and things.
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Forget Name Remember
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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Country People Pleasure Rule
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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Engineer God Invention
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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Notice Subject Talk
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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Albohol Beer Care Funny
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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