Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
P. J. O'ROURKEIf you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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