Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
P. J. O'ROURKERichard Nixon was the best thing that ever happened to journalism. I mean this guy was wonderful. Just when you thought he could get no worse, he got worse.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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