The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'ROURKEWoodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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The baby boomers’ politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground to the Timothy McVeigh types. The great majority of us are well in the middle of that spectrum, but still, there’s been both leftie silliness and right-wing silliness.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God’s infinite mercy, a last resort.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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