Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
P. J. O'ROURKEWe will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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