Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
P. J. O'ROURKEWe will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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