Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
P. J. O'ROURKEThere is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as ‘caring’ and ‘sensitive’ because he wants to expand the government’s charitable programs is merely saying that he’s willing to try to do good with other people’s money.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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