Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'ROURKEPreachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it’s so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I’ve received a spam text.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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