Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
P. J. O'ROURKEThere isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow… he wasn’t evil or anything, but he was worthless.
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Politics are for foreigners with their endless wrongs and paltry rights. Politics are a lousy way to get things done. Politics are, like God’s infinite mercy, a last resort.
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I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it’s simply a measurement.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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