A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
P. J. O'ROURKEWhen I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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