Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
P. J. O'ROURKEWhen I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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