I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
P. J. O'ROURKEWhen I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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