Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
P. J. O'ROURKEIf you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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