The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
P. J. O'ROURKEIf you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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Rich people don’t like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don’t go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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