Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
P. J. O'ROURKEThere is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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The most brilliant satire of all time was ‘A Modest Proposal’ by Jonathan Swift. You’ll notice how everything got straightened out in Ireland within days of that coming out.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it’s so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I’ve received a spam text.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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