Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow… he wasn’t evil or anything, but he was worthless.
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