I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
OZZY OSBOURNEI wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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What is the world coming to?
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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