Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
OZZY OSBOURNEIt’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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What is the world coming to?
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