I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
OZZY OSBOURNEI knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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What is the world coming to?
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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