To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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