I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEWhenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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What is the world coming to?
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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