I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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What is the world coming to?
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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