If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
ORSON WELLESAn artist is always out of step with the time. He has to be.
More Orson Welles Quotes
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I’ve spent most of my mature life trying to prove that I’m not irresponsible.
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If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
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Hollywood is Hollywood. There’s nothing you can say about it that isn’t true, good or bad. And if you get into it, you have no right to be bitter — you’re the one who sat down, and joined the game.
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I don’t say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
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I’ve never understood the cult of Hitchcock. Particularly the late American movies. Egotism and laziness. And they’re all lit like television shows.
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A director is someone who presides over a series of accidents.
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Criminals are never very amusing. It’s because they’re failures. Those who make real money aren’t counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
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I’m one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour – and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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Crooks aren’t the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.
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A man is not from where he is born, but where he chooses to die.
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The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents.
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I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out.
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The director is the most overrated artist in the world. He is the only artist who, with no talent whatsoever, can be a success for 50 years without his lack of talent ever being discovered.
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I don’t pray really, because I don’t want to bore God.
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Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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My kind of director is an actor-director who writes.
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I look back on my life and it’s 95% running around trying to raise money to make movies and 5% actually making them. It’s no way to live.
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I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
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I seem to have no dress sense at all. I’m always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as “looking like an unmade bed.” He was right!
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The most personal thing I’ve put in [Touch of Evil] is my hatred of the abuse of police power. It’s better to see a murderer go free than for a policeman to abuse his power.
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I hate women, hate them generally, not in particular but in an abstract way. I hate them because one never really learns anything about them. They are inscrutable.
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Criticism is the essence of creation.
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We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.
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They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
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