I wish I was better looking.
MEL BROOKSLook, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
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There’s an army story in me, and I think there’s a WWII Brooks film somewhere.
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You’re always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
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Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.
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I don’t believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
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You’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
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We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.
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Immortality is a by-product of good work.
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