I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WESTI didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
More Mae West Quotes
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The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
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Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
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Sex is an emotion in motion.
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Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
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It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
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A hard man is good to find.
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