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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Mae West

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex
Look your best – who said love is blind?
MAE WEST

Anniversary Blind Look Love
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WEST

Deep Diary Memories
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
MAE WEST

Give Up Hobby Marriage Men Sarcastic
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Girl Heaven Woman
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
MAE WEST

Date Heart Race
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST

One Liner Trouble
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST

Kiss Make Up Ruin

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