I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WESTI consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WESTThe best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WESTLove isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WESTKiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WESTA man’s kiss is his signature.
MAE WESTI only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WESTWomen like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WESTI have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
MAE WESTThose who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WESTWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WESTIt’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WESTDress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
MAE WESTGetting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WESTMen are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
MAE WESTI don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
MAE WESTIt isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST