All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WESTI don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
More Mae West Quotes
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When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
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Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
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Well behaved women do not make history.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
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