Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WESTWhen choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
More Mae West Quotes
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Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.
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I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
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I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
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I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.
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Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
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A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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