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I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Mae West

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
MAE WEST

Attitude Except Man Umbrella Women Empowerment
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
MAE WEST

Men Pet Wild
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST

One Liner Patience Slow Worth
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST

Angel Freedom Spread Wings Women Empowerment
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST

Business Money Performance Promise Worth
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
MAE WEST

Bad Greatness Life Love Sex
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST

Dead Die Goodness Hate Man Young
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
MAE WEST

Attitude Bad Goodness Mood Self Respect
It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Father Husband Life Marriage Matter Men
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

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