A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALLA man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
LUCILLE BALLAbility is of little account without opportunity.
LUCILLE BALLIn life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
LUCILLE BALLKnowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that’s good taste.
LUCILLE BALLLove yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
LUCILLE BALLHow I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.
LUCILLE BALLThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
LUCILLE BALLI hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
LUCILLE BALLNow get the hell out of here and go change the world.
LUCILLE BALLI’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.
LUCILLE BALLI will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.
LUCILLE BALLSome of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
LUCILLE BALLYou see much more of your children once they leave home.
LUCILLE BALLIf you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
LUCILLE BALLTelevision is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
LUCILLE BALLChildren internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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