They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThey tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s no such thing as being too Southern.
LEWIS GRIZZARDSpring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
LEWIS GRIZZARDInstead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
LEWIS GRIZZARDToday’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
LEWIS GRIZZARDLet’s all start walking more and driving less.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
LEWIS GRIZZARDMoney doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
LEWIS GRIZZARDIt’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLife is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThe game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
LEWIS GRIZZARDI finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
LEWIS GRIZZARDThere’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARDBaptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
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