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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself

How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

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