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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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