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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Cold Kindness Summer Winter Yourself
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Darkness Inspirational See Yourself
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science

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