How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
KURT VONNEGUTThe only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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