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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Disappointment Existence Laughter Limitation Yourself
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy

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