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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

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