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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Change Explanation Moments Simplicity Time
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Disappointment Existence Laughter Limitation Yourself
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself

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