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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Darkness Inspirational See Yourself
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Life Love Myself Yourself
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Existence Library Myself Ourselves
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself

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